i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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