I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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