She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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