Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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