There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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