If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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