a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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