1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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