I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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