You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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