I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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