it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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