On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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