The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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