Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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