He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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