Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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