I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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