So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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