Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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