That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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