dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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