Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
