I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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