wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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