my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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