the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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