Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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