HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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