I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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