its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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