why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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