he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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