Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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