Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
then he tried to convert me to islam
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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