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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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