So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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