Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Randomize
