Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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