I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
