He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
