Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
is it fun? or sober?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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