thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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