there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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