i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
