Dual....:-)
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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