You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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