I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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