So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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