i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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