I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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