I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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