SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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