It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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