garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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