haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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