I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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