so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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